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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 09:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is rap* a crime?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Still no good.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Warning Issued To Minnesotans About Running Fans Overnight - Duluth Country Radio

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Cosmic rings reveal new planet being born | Space photo of the day for June 11, 2025 - Space

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?